(Nothing serious...just a funny attempt...I don't condone anything I am saying in this post and I am against all those things said in the picture)
I have some real bad disturbing news for my 'Brothers of Manhood'. It will definitely be traumatizing. So, if you have any heart problems, please stop reading. Ignorance is bliss.
I have proof that we are being cheated, used, violated and robbed of our freedom and basic rights by our female counterparts (or should I say 'Witches of the Sisterhood').
Last week, I was send a highly confidential package that contained some very disturbing documents. That document came into existence 52 years ago. To be exact, it was a copy of the Magazine called as 'Housekeeping Monthly' dated 13th May 1955. Please read the attachment below to understand the gross injustice that has been practiced by our beautiful female counterparts on us for the better part of last two decades.
Click on the picture below to read its contents. Its very important you read the underlined lines in the picture below
Brothers, its time to get back what is ours. What is lost can be reclaimed. It is not too late. Join with me to reclaim our Glory. I will give you the freedom our ancestors enjoyed 50 years ago.
But, BEWARE....the opposition is know for its totalitarian and fascistic approach. They will try miniskirts to derail us. Tight T-shirts and tiny weeny itsy bitsy shorts will be used as weapons of slavery. Tank tops and tight jeans will be weared just to floor us. But, remember my friends...we are already on the floor. Any further below, we will get buried alive.
But, my friends, those weapons do not scare me. I am afraid of something more sinister. Its so evil to the level that we can't imagine. I am informed that our female Nazi's have a super secret weapon. Its a lethal combination of saree, Jasmine flower and homely look. Anyone wearing any of these should not be trusted but viewed with serious distrust.
I understand that its not easy to escape the cunning traps described above. In those trying situations think about the things we can enjoy if we succeed in this holy war. I have mentioned a few below. Please go ahead and read them.
In 1955, according to that magazine,
these are just a few of the benefits....hundreds will follow....
P.S: Nope...Iam not a male chauvenistic pig....but I just can't stop imagining about life during year 1955. Man....those guys had it easy...In 1955, I can sit at home watching Sunday Afternoon Football with a Beer in my hand. Damn...where is my farking Time Machine
I have some real bad disturbing news for my 'Brothers of Manhood'. It will definitely be traumatizing. So, if you have any heart problems, please stop reading. Ignorance is bliss.
I have proof that we are being cheated, used, violated and robbed of our freedom and basic rights by our female counterparts (or should I say 'Witches of the Sisterhood').
Last week, I was send a highly confidential package that contained some very disturbing documents. That document came into existence 52 years ago. To be exact, it was a copy of the Magazine called as 'Housekeeping Monthly' dated 13th May 1955. Please read the attachment below to understand the gross injustice that has been practiced by our beautiful female counterparts on us for the better part of last two decades.
Click on the picture below to read its contents. Its very important you read the underlined lines in the picture below
Brothers, its time to get back what is ours. What is lost can be reclaimed. It is not too late. Join with me to reclaim our Glory. I will give you the freedom our ancestors enjoyed 50 years ago.
But, BEWARE....the opposition is know for its totalitarian and fascistic approach. They will try miniskirts to derail us. Tight T-shirts and tiny weeny itsy bitsy shorts will be used as weapons of slavery. Tank tops and tight jeans will be weared just to floor us. But, remember my friends...we are already on the floor. Any further below, we will get buried alive.
But, my friends, those weapons do not scare me. I am afraid of something more sinister. Its so evil to the level that we can't imagine. I am informed that our female Nazi's have a super secret weapon. Its a lethal combination of saree, Jasmine flower and homely look. Anyone wearing any of these should not be trusted but viewed with serious distrust.
I understand that its not easy to escape the cunning traps described above. In those trying situations think about the things we can enjoy if we succeed in this holy war. I have mentioned a few below. Please go ahead and read them.
In 1955, according to that magazine,
- a women had no right to question her man.
- can't question him if he comes late at night
- has to provide him with drinks after work....heineken baby
these are just a few of the benefits....hundreds will follow....
P.S: Nope...Iam not a male chauvenistic pig....but I just can't stop imagining about life during year 1955. Man....those guys had it easy...In 1955, I can sit at home watching Sunday Afternoon Football with a Beer in my hand. Damn...where is my farking Time Machine
43 comments:
ha ha ha..Nopes--You arent an MCP.:-)
Came here after reading your comment in Vidya's blog.
"Asuku Busuku" really made me laugh and brought back some chaennai memories where i spent four years.
Hey hey hey SLOW DOWN....
Unga unruly nenappu horse'a Orediya vittu otirikeenga!
Did u notice that - it was some 50 years back & MEN were different too those times.
Different rules for different games buddy!
RULES KEEP CHANGING WITH TIME & so will the magazine's advice column!
I wish you could catch hold of some of the magazines TODAY"S WOMEN read- they know the exact way to tackle some of you.(From what i heard through my friends)
#On the counter part - Those days the number of men cheating on their wife was too low in number. So, were the rules that way
#And if you have observed it right- those point where she cannot question-part came in in the later part- it was not the first point. Which simply means only when she follows the previous points made- she can follow these. And that means - any human who has a dedicated home maker following the first few points- would definitely not want to cheat on her or even be bad.
Alright- lemme wind up! :P
Nenappu pozhappa kedukkum....And i condemn your statement VERY SERIOUSLY- on your note about women in saree!
May be the S***s in whatever awkward dress code you have mentioned may tolerate the way you speak(vaaiku vandhadhu) about them. I SAY YOU BETTER WATCH IT THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO WRITE ABOUT women in saree- not all women are SO SICK! Show some respect! :) I would really appreciate it. (Am not one in that outfit- however it is not appropriate for you to make statement like that about them- even for a JOKE!)
PS:I really din't see that coming from you! Disappointed!
//I SAY YOU BETTER WATCH IT THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO WRITE ABOUT women in saree- not all women are SO SICK! Show some respect! :)//
Marutham...are you really serious or just messing up with me. was that a smiley at the end of the above statement.
I beleive you didn't read the whole post or you were in a real bad mood.
I strongly suggest you to read the post one more time
i was giving all the credit in the world to women wearing sarees. Not directly but indirectly...this was supposed to be funny....which i have mentioned in the first line itself
//Nothing serious...just a funny attempt...I don't condone anything I am saying in this post and I am against all those things said in the picture//
condone - support
don't condone - don't support
Jesus....i went back and read your comment again and my post again...and I still have no idea where your anger is coming from.
I was giving the highest praise for people in saree...
iam lost....I beleive ps who commented before you is mother of two. She didn't think I was a MCP...if some other bloggers feel the way you feel...i will think about deleting some lines
For me...everything is a joke...i don't get offended or embarassed easily....so there might be a chance i made fun of some issues which others are very serious about
if thats the case let me know....well...that won't help either...b'cos...i don't see me changing anytime soon :)
ennathe solla brought up sari illai....i will give my fathers number....call him and blast him for bringing up such an uncouth fellow...lol
peace out marutham
Ok! I understand! :)
And yes that was a smiley!
#.....even for a JOKE!
#ABOUT women in saree- not all women are SO SICK!
PEACE!
Appa'va edhukku vambu izhukreenga- nama pesitu irukapo. Chill :)
Hahahaha.... I liked the comments more than the post :)
Wyvern, yean pa intha maathiri sonna??? :P
BTW, I already fell for the trap... konjam seekirama post poturuka koodathu, naan thapichu irupenla :)
Marutham...SRM'le erthnu velila vantha vudane...unga moolai vacation ku poiduchunu ninaikiren
etha sonnathuku koba padama...kila erukirathai padinga...athuku appuram ennai thitunga...okay'va
//#ABOUT women in saree- not all women are SO SICK! //
when did I say women in saree are sick?
I was saying that any men will fall for homely women. Saree kattikittu latchanama oru pen vanthal...engalale eppadi avunga kitta poi antha magazine sollra akkiramathai yellam panna mudiyum
foreign girls will dress sexily to mnipulate men but on the other hand Indian girls will not try to manipulate us but just be nice to us.
When someone is trying to be nice to you how can you impose such preposterous rule said in that 1955 magazine....so being nice is the biggest wepon our indian girls in saree has
kadavule....onnu unga comedy sense unga kittta kochuittu odi poierukum....illa ennaku comedy sense enbathe konjam kuda illanu ninaikiren
I think he latter is the truth....ana athukaga comedy'a enimel try panna maten mattum ninaikathenga
damn...i thought i will never write anything serious in this blog
//I liked the comments more than the post :)
//
elai...yarule athu santhula sindhu padurathu...oh...namma KK annatheva...anna....neenga paduganna...neega sonna sarithanungna
//Wyvern, yean pa intha maathiri sonna??? :P//
theriyama sollitenna...intha oru thadava mannichu vutudungana...paya kolantha paya...theriyama sollitan
LOL :).. naanum KK sonnatha vazhi mozhiyaren :D :D.. post-a vida comments super.. athuvum neenga maanju maanju kudukara explanation.. aiyoo aiyoo..
Wyvern;
I cant believe you can post something so awful, hideous and degrading!!!...You can't generalise women at all...in fact i wonder what right you have to be making the sort of comments you've made in this post. The disclaimer that you don't support any of those views in the magazine doesn't do much good in hiding the intent...The magazine reeks of chauvinism...and so does this post...It's very offensive!
hehehehehe...ippadi ellam comment varumnu nenacheengala...veveveve...adhaan nadakathunren...
nalla oru magazine...adha vera 50 odd years-a pathu gathu pass pannifying...periya Holy Grail...and neenga enna...indha 'document-a' paadhugakira templar knight-a Priory-a??? :P
//we are already on the floor. Any further below, we will get buried alive.
//
avlo mabba? :)
you see...pesama idha Good husband's guide-nu pera maathi KK-ku post pannidunga...nalla gift-a irukum...he'll find it very useful :P
Post-a vida KK sonna maari comments fire cracker material!
//foreign girls will dress sexily to mnipulate men but on the other hand Indian girls will not try to manipulate us but just be nice to us.
//
acho paavam...neenga ivvvvalo appaviya?...Dress to kill is an universal rule...muzhichiko nescafe kudichiko! hehehe
//anna....neenga paduganna//
Aiyo noooo!
You have no clue what you're asking for...why so much kola veri...KK, he was joking...puhlease dont sing!!! :'(
//ABOUT women in saree- not all women are SO SICK! //
eh??...see it's very jimble.
And she has a point...not all women are sick...most of them are healthy...you know with all the effort WHO has been putting in...
A woman can look sick in a sari...only if she's got a burning fever cold TB etc.
But they dont look sick in another dress huh?...enakku unnume puriyaliye! :((
Sari naa marupadiyum thoonga poren
Last but not the least...ungaluku kalyanam eppanu sollunga...naanga oru manual compile panrom...yaaru yaaru eppadi eppadi olaruraanganu.
Dont believe me...ask KK...avar oru post-a potutu ippa aiyo aiyo-nu kathifying!..indha compilations-a avanga avanga thirumathi kitta koduthu nalla irunganu vaazhthittu varanum :D...ungaluku thani book-e podalam...no no...HP series maari series-e podalaam :) This is the latesht entry...
DANG !! What is more explosive - the post or the comments?
ok, I do know one thing that you are single. And if you live with the thought of "Indian girls are so nice", then you probably will remain single for a while or be hen-pecked. I will team up with Sat and do something about it! :D
Vidya
adapavingala....comedy'a oru post'a eluthuvom vantha...eppadi deposit gali yaguthe...
Car'le front seat'kum back seat'kum difference theriyama....steering wheel'le thiruditanga'nu dialog vitta ammani ellam (vera yaru..namma SAT than)...nammalai pidichu oturanga....thatti ketta...ravusa oru patta peru vachduvenu merattal vera
I take back my comments back....Indian girls are not nice...they terrorize me....Me going samiyar...my guru is premanandha...remember him
Vidya..
//hen-pecked//
OH NO...tell me you didn't say that. You don't have to hurt me like that just for proving Indian girls are not nice. I get it allright....lol.
Don't worry....I got a huge Ego...They may even find Jimmy Hoffa...but you will never find me hen-pecked...
Sat..
//Sari naa marupadiyum thoonga poren //
office'ku pogarathai thane ivvalavu decent'a sollureenga
//steering wheel'le thiruditanga'nu dialog vitta ammani ellam (vera yaru..namma SAT than)...nammalai pidichu oturanga//
yellow...naanga carayum ottuvom...aalayum ottuvom...dont believe me...inga maaru veshathula gilsnu oru anon aavi alayum...atha kettu paarunga :P
aaaaaaaa nyaaaaaa saaaaaaa....hrmmmmm hrmmmm... (Shruthi sekuren... Sat, Shruthi ponnu appadinu unga manual'a potu maativitudatheenga... Ungalukke theriyum naan nallavan'u ...)
Paatu onnu naan padatuma....
paal nilava ketu....
//nammalai pidichu oturanga....thatti ketta...ravusa oru patta peru vachduvenu merattal vera//
Annatha nee kavala padatha annatha :) oru kai paarthuduvom :)
// oru kai paarthuduvom :)//
you are right...oru kai thaan paaka mudiyum...over-a rous panna innoru kai irukadhu...Mind It! :P
//Shruthi sekuren//
kamal hasan kattayala adipaarnu solla vanden...thirithukiteenga...andha bayam irukattum :P
//oru kai thaan paaka mudiyum...over-a rous panna innoru kai irukadhu...Mind It! :P//
@Sat - Yenna cut-copy-paste velaila irunthu cut-chop it - waste velai (Athaanga kasapu kadai) seiya arambichuteenga pola irukku... :D
No KK, you got it totally wrong...idhu en hobby thaan....en santro-va sonne
!!!! revolution comingnu post title poatathuku badila atha comments sectionla potrukalam :D :D marutham erinji pogainji aathitu poitaanga..as usual...settai paiyan sat ragalai ingaiyum continuing...saga kk..neenga shruthi sekara tone paatha..cutting mixture saria ilai nenaikaren...notamai kita tips ketukunga :)
//saga kk..neenga shruthi sekara tone paatha..cutting mixture saria ilai nenaikaren...notamai kita tips ketukunga :)//
Saga, yenna pannurathu saga... pona vaaram poora raw adichu adichu thonda ippo saw (rambam) maathiri aagiduchu.... :)
@Wyvern,
Ippo enna nama vettu kuthuku ready avoma??
IT WAS DEROGATORY - Adhula vera edho vishayathai olichu vechu solirukeenganu purichu..but still ...It was not 100% NICE!
Avlo dhaan...
PEACE out solitu- enna verupethra mari comment potrukeengaley.
Unamaya namakula any fight??
Me the fight not the like,but come the fight don't like leave... :P
Kidding arun...Actually naan inaku inga thirumbi vandhadhu- " Oru velai i took it too serious...sorry abt the comment" sola dhaan..but ippo yosikren..
and yaruppa adhu SAT...??
@Sat,
:P kannuuu . Sandhula enaku sindhu paditiye :P
But ila...already velayattu thanama arun ezhudhinadha konjam serious mood'la padichu konjam AHEM AHEM...
So idhai FULL AND FULL Comedy comment'a padichu siichutu poren.
Anaalum SAT, AHEM AHEM..Kannu... :P
//etha sonnathuku koba padama...kila erukirathai padinga...athuku appuram ennai thitunga...okay'va//
Kovam vandhuchu dhaan..
but podhum - idhuku mela kovam vendaam..
PEACE!!!
PEACE?
Nama edho rendu politival party mari aga vendaam.. :)
If i was offensive sorry - no personal attacks intended. If by mistake apdi convey ayrundha...sorry! :)
Innum kobama? Naan ena seyven.. :) epiyavadhu ipdi sodhapala ayduhdu.
PS: Inga nama argument'la neraya peru kulir kaya ready araanga :P Lets not heat the place up for them :)
CHEERS!
~Marutham.
Koopteengala Marutham???...idho vanduttaeeen....en 'kannu' ivalo irumura?...thondaila kich kich??...vicks mathra saapidunga :D
Sindhu paadinena..naana...tcha tcha...paatu paadi ooraye kollurathuku vera aalunga irukaanga (KK u listening?)
//Inga nama argument'la neraya peru kulir kaya ready araanga :P Lets not heat the place up for them :)//
You already have girl :P
solla vandhadha sollamale poitiye 'kannu'...chepu chepuuu!
dai sat'u :P
Nala sindhu padra daa...
:)
Edhum ila kannu..
nee doctor'ku padichurukalaam...:)
Sandhadi saakula enathuku da KK'ya vambu izhukra..
naan varla indha velayaatuku! :P
Happy blogging... :P
ippo kelambren! Aprama varen:P
Oyeeeee.....yaara pathu da podra???...inna romba kozhuppa??? :P ippadi ellam sound vidalam thaan...aana paavam ne chinn ponn...so ensaii :D
aana innoru thaba vambu izhukadhe...aaama :)
naaama undu naama vela undunu irukom...vida maatraanga pa...santro start!
Wyvern sorry...unga comment section-a aniyayathuku mis use panniten...nextu maidanatha shift panniduren :)
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~~
What SAT??? DUH! Am not gonna engage the talk if this is the way u wanna carry it further!
WRONG PLACE- WRONG TALK! AM moving~!
Thalaiva intha post'la oru diwali'ye kondadiyachu... innuma post'a maathala??? Unakku thegiriyam thaanpa... :D
Marutham and Sat cool it... guess the argument is becoming serious... utta yenna junior naatamai aakiduveenga pola iruke.. :D
Athukellam correct'ana aal namma thalaivar... Pennsylvania'in fund raiser... Thiru Wyvern than :D
narayana narayana...
KK;
neenga enna innum chennai varama blog bloga poi comment pottufying???
don't worry....avlo lesla naanga serious ayiduvoma...nakkal venumna ton kanakula pannuvom...that's exactly what I'm doing :D
I am not much into extensive use of caps lock and unwanted emphasis :P
aiyayo marupadiyum kai and vai summa irukka maatengudhe!
Wyvern...me really really sorry....next post podunga...adhuku commente podama indha comment sectionla panna azhchatiyatha compensate panniduren!
Sat and Marutham
ippadi vayaleye sandai podurathu konjam kuda nalla illai...like they say in Friends sitcom (both joey and chandler), we want perfect catfight....Like donna and Jackie catfight in 'thats 70's show'...we want the fight to happen in a mud tub...
LOL...
KK,
machi...ungaluku illatha rights'a...neenga pannuga nottamai'ya...evanavathu 'theerpa mathu'nu sound vitta nan parthukiren
//nakkal venumna ton kanakula pannuvom...//
@Sat - Athu than therinja vishayam aache... pudhusa sollureenga :P Nakkal illana naamalam yennatha comment podurathu.. :D
//neenga enna innum chennai varama blog bloga poi comment pottufying??? //
chinna vayasula saami kanna kuthidumnu solluvaanga aana ippo yennadana damager aani vechi kuthuraar :(
My current dialogue - Chennai'ku ponum thangamani vaiyum... aala vidu... (like 16 vayathinile) :D
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really an eye opener for me.
- Robson
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