Last weekend, went to Atlantic City for a nice weekend of Poker and Blackjack. Had a room booked in Tropicana. Rented a Mustang. Everything fine till my foot became a little heavy and started punching that Mustang at high speeds. I don't know about you guys. For me, pumping a sports car and melting the asphalt in a curvy road is way better than Sex. Now, no innocent questions like 'Sir, do you get an orgasm while u drive?'. This is a PG rated Blog ;) (Due to Sat's not so innocent comments....i want to mention that I don't have any practical experience in the above mentioned analogy....not b'cos I didn't have any offers...just b'cos I am a pakka tamilan. LMAO)
It was a 55 mph zone and I was going at 110 mph. I mean...it was a Friday night. What looser is going to hide under a bridge holding a radar. Wrong...big mistake.
For all those people who are thinking ..."Big Deal...so you got a ticket for speeding 50 miles above speed limit...the max you get is 1 month suspension and a reckless driving charge....cry me a river ahole", please look below.
Driving Record of Wyvern for the last 7 months - The cutest Dragon (From now on please call me by this name)
| Crime | Date | Fine |
| Speeding: 105 mph on 55 mph | June 1st 2007 | $228 |
| Speeding: 75 mph on 65 mph | May 4th 2007 | $135 |
| No Inspection | Sometime May 07 | $75 |
| Caught Driving on suspended License | Feb 2007 | $280 + License Suspended for 1 more year |
| Disregarding Lanes causing Accident (just ask Adia at kadalamittai.blogspot on his life threatening experience) | Feb 2007 | $75 |
| No registration | Feb 2007 | $75 |
| Disregarding a Citation | Jan 2007 | $300 |
| Caught Driving on suspended License | Dec 2006 | $280 + License Suspended for 1 year |
| Disregarding a Citation | Nov 2006 | License Suspended for 20 days |
| Speeding: 59 mph on a 35 | Oct 2006 | $157 |
Wait a minute for 5 minutes...there are more side effect charges
Now you know why Penn DMV says ""Driving is not your right...its a Privilege" and why they are freaking right.
Its because of idiots like me.
P.S: I don't know why...but I am mighty proud of my driving record....this is a thar perumai post....yup...iam a shameless narcisstic pig rolling in self vanity
15 comments:
I dont see a jail sentence.. or did i miss it.. :))) ..
Your resume is not complete without a jail sentence and a few broken bones :D:D..
Good luck..
//a sports car and melting the asphalt in a curvy road is way better than Sex//
I bet nothing can come even close to the feeling, when u r controlling such a powerful machine on a curvy road.. Tried once in tirupati.. while descending.. the adrenaline rush during the squeals from every curve.. wow!! what a feeling.. !!
enna ACE eppadi solliteenga....Jail ku ellam pogama irupoma...
Public Intoxication solli pidichutu poi oru night ulla vachanugale...full mapula iruththathunale onnum theriyale....Bed ellam pottu mappillai mathiri parthu kittanga...adutha nal kalaiyela theranthu velila vutanugo....case ellam file pannale
//when u r controlling such a powerful machine on a curvy road//
know the feeling Ace...its like riding a race horse with a lot of attitude problems...it will challenge you..try to get you killed....but you got to show him who the boss is...namma nilambari character mathiri than oru sports car'um...ota theriyalena savu than
may be you know this...if you have
$3500 burning a hole in ur pockets...enroll in a racing school for a day...the famous one is www.skipbarber.com
i have just one thing to say .... u make sat driving sound like jaanvasa car driving..!! hats off u to dragon..india vantheenganna munalaye solidunga
//a sports car and melting the asphalt in a curvy road is way better than Sex//
neenga solra maari innocent question ellam kekka maaten...but analogyla irukura renduthalayum bayangara experience pola....aanalum neenga romba frank lol!!!
adhu enna cute dragon-a....venam...ungaluku vera peru suggest pannata???...u know with all tht naming skills think i can do some justice :D
//shameless narcisstic pig rolling in self vanity//
hehe...every blogger's one!
rotfl....en commentnaala silenta poi update panni velakkam koduthu....hahahhaah
LOL !! You will be a natural in Indian roads. Texas varathuku munnadi sollu maga, naan relocate pannikaren.
P.S No comments about the sex part or the lack thereof !! :D
//a sports car and melting the asphalt in a curvy road is way better than Sex//
Very True!! Ace sonna mathiri... there's nothing close to this feeling... naan yen dubukku car veche drifting try panni iruken...ok ok... my shameless narcisstic pig rolling in self vanity is coming out :D
//nna ACE eppadi solliteenga....Jail ku ellam pogama irupoma...//
Thalaiva unga photo iruntha onnu anupi vidunga... daily unga kaala vizhuthukuren :)
Unga thalaiya kapathurathukaaga... emergency response :)
Yenn pera surukina athu KK appadinu aagiduchu... mathapadi no rocket science :D
//samy padathula vikram oruthara kupiduvare.//
Adhu pera surukina appuram antha perum vanthuthu :) Ithellam poi public'a ketutu :) oru sangeetham vendam... err... singeetham vendam :) yerkaname yen image mela Sat and G3 sernthu tar dabba'va kouthuraanga :) ithula ithu veraya :)
adada.. unga perai solli Pennsylvania police pudhu car vaangi iruppanga ninaikkaren...
//I don't know why...but I am mighty proud of my driving record....this is a thar perumai post//
Ithu sollave thevai illa.. thaanave theriyuthu...
enna ethu enna ethu enna solluvathu..
thalai unga two year listikku enna vera reference kudukirnga. mm.. :)
nammal PMV pidikama eruindha saridhaan.
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