Me + Flirting = bulb

This was my first and last flirting attempt.

Mathavanga thunbathula inbam kanrathu unga ellarukum alwa sapidura mathirinu enaku theriyum...so, take your seat and enjoy my appu vangifying show

Okay start Mujic

Song: en soga kathaiyai kelu thaikulame

That forsaken day, I went to Borders to do the obvious; Read new Magazines for free, drink coffee, gwak at girls like they are from Venus. The queue at the counter was huge. Cursing myself, I joined the queue. Suddenly, I look up and there she was. She was in one of the counters.

Now change song to ' Adada brahman buthisali...avanai vida nan athirstasali'

Fabulous, beautiful, angelic, serene, eye-popping, elegant, royal. None of these words does justice to her. I have seen a lot of beauties in my site adichufying career. But this one was different. When she smiles her whole face smiles including her eyes. I could only imagine how she would look when she pouts. She was not any sexily clad model. She is the kind of person who gets respect without demanding, who you take to your mom and introduce. In short, she was perfect.

You have to look into her eyes to understand what I experienced. Her eyes were like a vast sea...not those turbulent sea, but the calm serene sea. Even though I only looked into her eyes for a couple of second, it felt like I had dove into the galactic ether and stayed there forever. She was showing me all the secrecy that no man has ever seen. Believe me, her eyes had a whole new mysterious universe inside.

Couple of times, I asked the person behind me to go forward. You don't have to be an Einstein to know what I was trying to do. Finally, I was called by her.

(Inner Me is my Soul, speaking Truth)

Her: 'I can help the next person in queue' - She looked up and smiled at me.

Inner Me: 'Ava ennai parthu sirichada....athan oore sirichuche'- che, entha nerathule entha dialog en gabakathuku varuthu

Her: How are you doing

Me: Just Great. Absolutely Fantastic. How about you.
Inner Me: dei over'a pesi scene agathe...act cool..act like you have been there before

Her: I am good.Thanks. Weather outside is wonderful. Can't ask for more..right

Inner Me: Weather pathi ellam pesurada...ithuku kandipa 'I would love to enjoy this weather with you' nu than artham....mavane pichutuda....eppadida machi 4 words'leye ponnugalai impress pannura...ennamo poda

Me: Yeah. Can't ask for more
Inner Me: dei..dei...enda ava sonnathaiye repeat panre...talk something intelligent man...say something funny

Giving my book and card and she is ringing the counter.
In a couple of minutes, everything will be over.

Me: Hey...can I ask you something.

Her: (looks up...smiles) sure

Inner Me:Positive sign da machi...ennada ketka pora....theriyalaiye....ethavathu on the spot develop panna vendiyathu than

Me: Is today some kind of a special day for you. Like your birthday.
Inner Me: vachanda appu...she is going to thing you are a creep....serupadi vangarathukulla escape agidu

Her: No. why do you ask - Still smiling

Inner Me: May be not...she is curious...and you are also not that bad looking...you definitely don't look like a creep...proceed with confidence

Me: I noticed you while waiting in the queue. You looked very happy and vibrant. I mean...you were standing here...looking fabulous...all smiles, helping everyone. You don't see that often with people while they work. So, i was thinking...hmmm...may be its her birthday or some other special day

Inner Me: ennum face le eruthu siripu pogale....ratchasi...ethavathu sign koden...pidichu eruka...illaiya...torture pannathedi...ethukellam kalyanathuku appuram nee than kastapaduva

Her: Nooooo. Its not my birthday

Inner Me: 'No' kuda evvalavu alaga cute'a solra paru. Neeyum erukiye..kottika mattum than theriyun unnaku

Me: Are you sure. I mean..from there your face was glowing like a Christmas candle. I could almost see the halo behind you.. This is important. please think carefully. Are you really sure this is not an important day? If not, I have to assume you had a big fight with the man upstairs and came to earth to cool off.

Her: (Laughing...not just a small laugh..but a hearty friendly laugh) Please...you are making me Blush

Inner Me: MY GOD..how can someone beautiful like her can get more beautiful...God ain't fair Wyvern

Inner Me: So you are trying to say she is an angel. Well every dog had used that line before. But, considering your background...you did good for a Rookie

Her:(Still laughing) Nooo...definitely not. May be b'cos I got married couple of days back

Inner Me: WHATTTT....what did you just say...machi did I really hear what I just heard. kaduvule...thalai ellam suthuthe. okay...okay. you can mourn this later...people are watching you...first essagu.

Change Song to "silar siripar silar aluvar silar sirithikondei alugindrar"

Me: (Me full of smiles) Oh..really..thats good news. Congratulations.

Inner Me: Sivaji kamal yellam poi periya actor nu solranga...machi unnai mattum ippo Cheran parthan...avanoda aduthu senti padathuku nee than hero

Her: Thanks (still smiling)

Me: Just tell your husband, He is the luckiest man in the world

Inner Me: avan thanni lorri mothi saganum...even better...avan methu oru semi eri kollanum. samayapuram atha...nee matum ithai enaku pannu...unaku gold'le vepa elai seyren)

Her: (smiling...)He already knows that

Inner Me:But he doesn't know about my wish to our powerful samayapuram atha..(Inner me dancing like Vivek...hey ajaku...hey ajaku...hey ajaku)

Me and Inner Me....going out sadly

Song: Sothanai mel sothanai pothumada sami

Me: valkaiyela bulb'u erukalam...ana valkaiye bulb'a irunthuchuna

Inner Me: Machi, nanga appu vangina appu kadavul un kitta varalam...ana appu kadavule appu thanga mudiyama kalangina....nanga yar kittada povom kasmalam

The only good thing about this colossal bulb is that she didn't think I was a psycho. May be a Loser.. I think she realized I was speaking from my heart. But again, who knows for sure what in the hell these girls think. Not me