International Council of Manhood
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(b) When your in-laws visit you.
(c) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever.
5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. If you want to celeberate, you can only celebrate at a strip bar. Period. Issue Closed
7: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
8: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
9: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and make chicken 65's for you
10: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
11: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
12: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
13: We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
"BALLS" is calling your wife a fatty
I hope this clears up any confusion,
The International Council of Manhood
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Yellow!
first time here...Came here thanks to the Wyvern dragon in ur profile from Gils blog...
Thanks for visiting my blog !! Nice post and now let me ask you this, are you married ? :D
If you are , then the International council of Manhood is out of bounds for you. These laws need not necessarily apply ! :D
welcome sat..the dragon says hi.
vidya,
Iam not married...so i guess i have to follow the rules :)
//"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"/
ROTFL...chancela...echuseme..idelaam sontha sarakka...soooooooooper...frame panni maata vendiya mater :D
@sat:
ICMla ungalukenna vela :D :D KKva kooptu solanum...
no gils...this is all copied sarraku with slight alterations...should have mentioned it...
K4K blogkku en blog moolama vandhennu pottirundheenga.. adhan en blogkku vandhavarukku oru vanakkam sollikalaamnu vandhen :-)
LOL on the post :-))
Post title paathadhum thought it was some serious post. padichu paatha total comedy :-)) Appuram dhaan unga blog description paathen :D
Wyvern;
Though it's purely guys stuff, fun to read...LOL!
hey...the last time i was here it was a different post...mommy!...Am i like, imagining things??? :-O
Gils;
There was no ICM then Gils!
:P and may i ask why you havent asked the same to Vidya? :-/
//"BALLS" is calling your wife a fatty//
sure is... lol!
that's ur addition right? ;)
welcome G3
//Appuram dhaan unga blog description paathen //
My blog desc is again a sutta palam from Mark Twain. I gues its either from Adventures of Huckleberry Finn or Tom Sawyer. Modified it to fit my blog...nan 12th pass anathe, enaku munnala eruntha payan nalla padichathanalathan....so, enkitta sontha sarraka ethir pakkathenga..lol
Hi Sat,
//"BALLS" is calling your wife a fatty//
sure is... lol!
that's ur addition right? ;) //
Yup, that was my addition. The original one was too nasty.
//Am i like, imagining things//
not unless you have taken Absinthe..just kidding
I modified it after u visited. I had a lot of free time, so I changed my last post.
P.S My new Manager is non technical. For the last two weeks, I am hyper extending the project plan. Shame on me :)
LOL!! :P
NIce post....
Chacey illa..aniyayathuku sirika vechuteenga ponga! :)
First time here... Great blog u have...Enjoyed reading ..
Regards,
Marutham.
ennanga wyvern-kku explanation ippadi kuduthirukeenga.. ithukku appuramum vanthirukkom.. konjam payama thaan irukku :)
ICM is good.. atha vida kudikaara kuppan is too good :)
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