Rules of Being a Man

International Council of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(b) When your in-laws visit you.
(c) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever.

5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. If you want to celeberate, you can only celebrate at a strip bar. Period. Issue Closed

7: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

8: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

9: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and make chicken 65's for you

10: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

11: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

12: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

13: We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is calling your wife a fatty

I hope this clears up any confusion,

The International Council of Manhood

How I tracked my Desktop Wallpaper

All of us have seen this beautifull XP wallpaper. But we have no idea where this absolutely blissfull place is.

Some guy called Nick Tosches, who had absolutely nothing to do with his life (like me), tracked this place to Canada. It is just west of Toronto in the Burlington suburb of Kilbride. This was news in TheStar. Some canadian news paper/Agency.

Seeing this, I decided to track down my various wall papers. Unfortunately in each case, when I got there all those sexy and sensual women were gone.

But in the process of searching for my wallpaper ladies, I also found the location of another XP wallpaper and how it looks now. Now if y'all will excuse me, I got to get back to my fulltime job of staring at my wallpapers.