Funny comments on News around world

If you already know about fark.com this may be a repeattuuu for u

Not sure how many of our machis and mams knows about www.fark.com. It's a very funny/sarcastic website. I would easily say its the mother of all blogs. Users post links to news all around the world with a sarcastic at the same time funny titles. For example, today i read this title

"Two French soldiers injured by bulldozer. Caterpillar receives surrender notice"

the original news link is http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1162378384240&pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull

Its quite funny as france is not known for its courage or expertise in war.

There is even a joke, which goes like

question: which is the most thinnest book in this world?
Answer: the french war history book.

Now you can see the humor and sarcasm in the title. I thought it was simply brilliant and wanted to share my laugh with u people

Some time people can be cruel and funny.

For example, once there was a news about how a guy died falling from his balcony. This is how the story goes. Two guys were having a 'spitting contest'. The person who spits real far wins the contest. I guess while trying to spit far, this guy gets too close to the balcony railings, losses his balance and falls down and dies. Real sad story.

Now, some guy posted this news link with the heading " guy losses spitting contest but wins splating contest". Even though this is downright cruel, you got to accept it is funny.

So, if you are really bored or don't have to do anything like me, take a look at this fark.com site

All there is to know about me

man...I can think about 1000 words off the top of my head to describe me...but none of them could be printed...now that may give you a nice idea of how big a waste fellow I really am.

About my roots

Came from a joint family. I mean perfect joint family. no fights at all. My friends think I am really blessed in that matter. I guess I am. 4 brothers and my father is the eldest(Imagine Hitler here and multiply it by 1000 times....aah now you know my father....welcome to my nightmare). Whenever I needed money, I will divide the amount by 3 0r 4 and will ask all my family members....atleast 3 or 4 people will give me money. Now u know why I like joint family :). I feel pity for all those sons and daughters who came from a single family and always had problem with pocket money...suck it up loosers....hahaha

Always thought about writing and finally started to do something about it. Don't expect any serious stuff here....its all fun here. I will publish all ur posts. Any exceptions will only be made for comments about family. Ladies and gentlemen, you have a free hand to whip me any way you want

Jesus, I completely forgot the most important part. How rude of me. To all vettii officers who are reading this, you are most WELCOME to my blog

Wy