Monday, April 23, 2007

Me + Flirting = bulb

This was my first and last flirting attempt.

Mathavanga thunbathula inbam kanrathu unga ellarukum alwa sapidura mathirinu enaku theriyum...so, take your seat and enjoy my appu vangifying show

Okay start Mujic

Song: en soga kathaiyai kelu thaikulame

That forsaken day, I went to Borders to do the obvious; Read new Magazines for free, drink coffee, gwak at girls like they are from Venus. The queue at the counter was huge. Cursing myself, I joined the queue. Suddenly, I look up and there she was. She was in one of the counters.

Now change song to ' Adada brahman buthisali...avanai vida nan athirstasali'

Fabulous, beautiful, angelic, serene, eye-popping, elegant, royal. None of these words does justice to her. I have seen a lot of beauties in my site adichufying career. But this one was different. When she smiles her whole face smiles including her eyes. I could only imagine how she would look when she pouts. She was not any sexily clad model. She is the kind of person who gets respect without demanding, who you take to your mom and introduce. In short, she was perfect.

You have to look into her eyes to understand what I experienced. Her eyes were like a vast sea...not those turbulent sea, but the calm serene sea. Even though I only looked into her eyes for a couple of second, it felt like I had dove into the galactic ether and stayed there forever. She was showing me all the secrecy that no man has ever seen. Believe me, her eyes had a whole new mysterious universe inside.

Couple of times, I asked the person behind me to go forward. You don't have to be an Einstein to know what I was trying to do. Finally, I was called by her.

(Inner Me is my Soul, speaking Truth)

Her: 'I can help the next person in queue' - She looked up and smiled at me.

Inner Me: 'Ava ennai parthu sirichada....athan oore sirichuche'- che, entha nerathule entha dialog en gabakathuku varuthu

Her: How are you doing

Me: Just Great. Absolutely Fantastic. How about you.
Inner Me: dei over'a pesi scene agathe...act cool..act like you have been there before

Her: I am good.Thanks. Weather outside is wonderful. Can't ask for more..right

Inner Me: Weather pathi ellam pesurada...ithuku kandipa 'I would love to enjoy this weather with you' nu than artham....mavane pichutuda....eppadida machi 4 words'leye ponnugalai impress pannura...ennamo poda

Me: Yeah. Can't ask for more
Inner Me: dei..dei...enda ava sonnathaiye repeat panre...talk something intelligent man...say something funny

Giving my book and card and she is ringing the counter.
In a couple of minutes, everything will be over.

Me: Hey...can I ask you something.

Her: (looks up...smiles) sure

Inner Me:Positive sign da machi...ennada ketka pora....theriyalaiye....ethavathu on the spot develop panna vendiyathu than

Me: Is today some kind of a special day for you. Like your birthday.
Inner Me: vachanda appu...she is going to thing you are a creep....serupadi vangarathukulla escape agidu

Her: No. why do you ask - Still smiling

Inner Me: May be not...she is curious...and you are also not that bad looking...you definitely don't look like a creep...proceed with confidence

Me: I noticed you while waiting in the queue. You looked very happy and vibrant. I mean...you were standing here...looking fabulous...all smiles, helping everyone. You don't see that often with people while they work. So, i was thinking...hmmm...may be its her birthday or some other special day

Inner Me: ennum face le eruthu siripu pogale....ratchasi...ethavathu sign koden...pidichu eruka...illaiya...torture pannathedi...ethukellam kalyanathuku appuram nee than kastapaduva

Her: Nooooo. Its not my birthday

Inner Me: 'No' kuda evvalavu alaga cute'a solra paru. Neeyum erukiye..kottika mattum than theriyun unnaku

Me: Are you sure. I mean..from there your face was glowing like a Christmas candle. I could almost see the halo behind you.. This is important. please think carefully. Are you really sure this is not an important day? If not, I have to assume you had a big fight with the man upstairs and came to earth to cool off.

Her: (Laughing...not just a small laugh..but a hearty friendly laugh) Please...you are making me Blush

Inner Me: MY GOD..how can someone beautiful like her can get more beautiful...God ain't fair Wyvern

Inner Me: So you are trying to say she is an angel. Well every dog had used that line before. But, considering your background...you did good for a Rookie

Her:(Still laughing) Nooo...definitely not. May be b'cos I got married couple of days back

Inner Me: WHATTTT....what did you just say...machi did I really hear what I just heard. kaduvule...thalai ellam suthuthe. okay...okay. you can mourn this later...people are watching you...first essagu.

Change Song to "silar siripar silar aluvar silar sirithikondei alugindrar"

Me: (Me full of smiles) Oh..really..thats good news. Congratulations.

Inner Me: Sivaji kamal yellam poi periya actor nu solranga...machi unnai mattum ippo Cheran parthan...avanoda aduthu senti padathuku nee than hero

Her: Thanks (still smiling)

Me: Just tell your husband, He is the luckiest man in the world

Inner Me: avan thanni lorri mothi saganum...even better...avan methu oru semi eri kollanum. samayapuram atha...nee matum ithai enaku pannu...unaku gold'le vepa elai seyren)

Her: (smiling...)He already knows that

Inner Me:But he doesn't know about my wish to our powerful samayapuram atha..(Inner me dancing like Vivek...hey ajaku...hey ajaku...hey ajaku)

Me and Inner Me....going out sadly

Song: Sothanai mel sothanai pothumada sami

Me: valkaiyela bulb'u erukalam...ana valkaiye bulb'a irunthuchuna

Inner Me: Machi, nanga appu vangina appu kadavul un kitta varalam...ana appu kadavule appu thanga mudiyama kalangina....nanga yar kittada povom kasmalam

The only good thing about this colossal bulb is that she didn't think I was a psycho. May be a Loser.. I think she realized I was speaking from my heart. But again, who knows for sure what in the hell these girls think. Not me

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Novels that changed me

God Father

Well, everyone knows about this movie. The movie really did justice to the book. I got the book from Raja Rajeswari mall in kovai and started reading at 6 AM next morning. I just wanted to see what the book was about before leaving for college. But, I didn't leave my bed till I finished the book. It was 3:00 PM in the evening. I forgot to brush, coffee, breakfast, lunch and also college.

I was puzzled how my uncle let me stay home and not go to college. That night I got the answer. He told me that after seeing me reading God Father he didn't want to disturb. You have to know my uncle to realize the enormity of this sentence. He is a strict disciplinarian. He also adviced me to remember that god father is just a ficton and not to get into trouble in coming days. I didn't realize what he meant at that time. In the next couple of weeks, unconsciouly, I was trying to emulate Michael Corleone. To cut the story shot, my attempts to emulate God Father resulted in Semester Debar. I was not allowed to attend the 4th Semester. My 4th sem marksheet has 'Absent' next to all courses.

I still dream about being 'Michael Corleone'

To Kill a Mocking Bird

This novel totally changed my views on this world. Its been more than 7 or 8 years since I have read this novel. But I can still feel the impact it made on me. If I can be 10% of Atticus Finch (the novels hero), then I know I have done something worthful with my life.

The novel is told from the view of Atticus daughter, Scout. At one time in the novel, a group red neck American's will surround Atticus and ask him not to interfere with their business with Tom (a black who is being charged with rape - He is the Mocking Bird in this novel). This incident happens in the mid of the night. Atticus children, Scout and Jem, were not supposed to be out there that night. Scout thinks if they are caught they will be grounded. But once Jem(Scout's brother) sees his father in that situation he goes and stands by him. Atticus asks Jem to go home. Jem for the first time in his life disobeys his father and refuses to leave. Scout is worried that her brother might be in big trouble once their father comes home.

Then the villagers leave Atticus alone and they all come home. Scout is expecting her father to reprimand her brother. But instead of grounding Jem, Atticus puts his hand on his sons head and looks at him in a very loving way. Scout being young, can't understand this scene.

But we can understand. Jem, just a small kid, knew his father was in trouble and refuses to leave his side. His act deeply touched his father and thats why he was looking at him that way.

While reading this, I was able to relate to this incident. Me and my father was driving back home from school and we were involved in a very minor accident. There were 4 guys in the other car against my father. Things got heated and I was scared that they might hit my father. So, I took a big rock from the ground and threatened them. I was foul mouthing them. Called them with all bad names I knew. If my mom heard those words, I would have been given for adoption right away. After seeing my craziness, they backed off. After the initial shock, I realised what I have done. Once my father thrashed me with his belt for just using the word 'Mayiru'. Now, I was really scared. All I could think was the feel of my fathers belt. After a couple of minutes, I worked up my confidence and took a peep at my father's face. Thats when I saw him smiling. I know right away things were going to be allright

In my view, Atticus Finch is the perfect Gentleman.

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My ideal hero would be a cross between Atticus Finch and Michael Corleone.

Friday, April 13, 2007

My thoughts exactly

Thought 1

I went to mall to spend time and ofcourse to look at all those beautiful girls.

While crossing 'Victoria Secret' store, my legs betrayed and refused to move

Since I was bored to death standing in one place, I started to check out all of Victoria's beautiful posters/wall papers

That's when the thought hit me like a thunderbolt and enlightened me.

It can easily be compared to Moses finding God in bush fire and getting the Ten Commandments.


"Never say no to your girl friend or wife when they are inside this freaking store"
Doesn't matter if you go broke. It's worth it man

Thought 2

I was out drinking with my buddies.

Nice atmosphere

DJ rocks...Linkin park is blazing

Dance floor is packed and all those girls are inviting me to dance with them

Even the waitress is giving me the eye

suddenly, Everything changes

DJ sucks...he is playing Back Street Boys

Ladies in the dance floor doesn't even know that a schmuck like me can exist

The waitress is disgusted to even look at me

Then, I look down and find my drink crystal clear like water

Crime: One of my friend is trying to sober me. He is mixing water in my drink

Thought: Punch him in the face. Get a fresh drink. Everything goes back to normal

And thats exactly what I did

Thought 3

Recently saw in TV that Australia is sending '300' soldiers to Afghanistan

What do you think King Leonidas will do

You think he will be rolling in his grave laughing or be impressed

Let me know

P.S: King Leonidas is the famous king portrayed in the Movie '300'